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    The Mexican maid

    A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

    The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

    Maria: "Well Se?ora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
    Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Maria: "Your husband said so."
    Wife: "Oh."

    Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
    Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
    Maria: "Your husband did."
    Wife: "Oh."

    Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
    Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"




    Maria: "No Se?ora, the gardener did."
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

    #2
    The Mexican maid

    increase granted, lol !!!

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      #3
      The Mexican maid

      Now that's funny.

      Mo.

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        #4
        The Mexican maid

        Here's my Mexican Maids......Ha! ( T. you want some of this ! Ha! ) IAD
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #5
          The Mexican maid

          That is F-in Funny...

          I like it!
          Starting over again 09/06/11

          "When its good its good its so good until it goes bad" Pink,Sober

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            #6
            The Mexican maid

            Oops!

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