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    Real Ads.....101. Ha!

    Real advertisements 101
    Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

    Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

    A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

    Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

    For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

    Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

    Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

    Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

    Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

    We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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    Real Ads.....101. Ha!

    What's a stripping machine? Does it bump and grind too?

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      Real Ads.....101. Ha!

      Not my expertice...Hart Ha! IAD.
      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
      Dr. Seuss

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        Real Ads.....101. Ha!

        In high school I worked to produce the school newspaper back in the 1970s. Each article was put together as a film negative, then cut and taped to a page. The pages were then burned onto a plate, which got inked to print the newspaper. The process of cutting and forming the layout was called stripping. I worked part-time as a stripper for two years in high school, and three years in college.

        I doubt this was related to stripping machines, whatever they are. "Striping machine" may make a little more sense in the context above.

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          #5
          Real Ads.....101. Ha!

          Boss.mann was a part time stirpper...LOL
          War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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