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    A Woman's Poem...

    A WOMAN'S POEM:
    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
    who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who
    thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do
    more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
    'how big is my behind?'
    I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
    friend.



    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
    bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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    A Woman's Poem...

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    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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