If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?