The travelling salesman came upon a remote farm house just as the sun was setting, and he offered the old farmer and his wife some of his wares for a meal and a place to spend the night. The farmer agreed, but warned the salesman that he had 2 beautiful daughters, and would not hesitate to use his shotgun to defend their virginity. The salesman settled down in the barn for the night, but before the wily old farmer went to bed he decided to set one last trap in case there were any nocturnal ramblings. He laid down a dozen eggs on the floor in front of his daughters' room, and went to be to sleep soundly.
Later in the night the salesman indeed answered his manly urges, and slipped unnoticed into the girls' room, where all 3 enjoyed hours of passion. Only as the man was leaving did he see the eggs he had crushed as he walked in. Thinking quickly, he and the sisters' gathered up the shells and glued them back together, cleaned up the floor, and replaced the shells on the floor.
Next morning, the salesman came in for breakfast and was met by a hearty handshake from the old farmer. "I have to say, I expected you to try something last night, but all the eggs I put down to catch you are undisturbed on the floor. So let's have a hearty breakfast."
The father gatherd up the eggs, and began cracking them over a large bowl. One by one, each egg was empty. The saleman was becoming more and more nervous he was about to be discovered, as the farmer was becoming angrier and angier. He finally slammed down the last egg and spun to face the salesman.
"Damn chickens are using condoms again!"
Later in the night the salesman indeed answered his manly urges, and slipped unnoticed into the girls' room, where all 3 enjoyed hours of passion. Only as the man was leaving did he see the eggs he had crushed as he walked in. Thinking quickly, he and the sisters' gathered up the shells and glued them back together, cleaned up the floor, and replaced the shells on the floor.
Next morning, the salesman came in for breakfast and was met by a hearty handshake from the old farmer. "I have to say, I expected you to try something last night, but all the eggs I put down to catch you are undisturbed on the floor. So let's have a hearty breakfast."
The father gatherd up the eggs, and began cracking them over a large bowl. One by one, each egg was empty. The saleman was becoming more and more nervous he was about to be discovered, as the farmer was becoming angrier and angier. He finally slammed down the last egg and spun to face the salesman.
"Damn chickens are using condoms again!"
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Love them Farmers daughter jokes......ughhh.....Ha! IAD.
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