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    Difficult Things to Say When You’re Drunk

    Things that are difficult to say when you?re drunk:

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you?re drunk:

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate

    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you?re drunk:

    a) Thanks, but I don?t want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you?re not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn?t it lovely out tonight?
    f) I?m not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn?t - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won?t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I?d hate to look like a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

    #2
    Difficult Things to Say When You’re Drunk

    That was good T. Here's another one : " Please call me a cab because I'm too intoxicated to drive. " Sorry but true, most of the time.......IAD
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      #3
      Difficult Things to Say When You’re Drunk

      LMAOROF!!! I can't say half that crap sober... minus the impossible part! LOL
      One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your 3 closest friends...If they seem OK then you are the one.

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        #4
        Difficult Things to Say When You’re Drunk

        Kinda sad but true.
        The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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