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    Hillbilly Medical Terms

    O. K. I stumbled upon these while searching for Words of Wisdom for the WOW thread and I just had to pass these on.

    Benign: What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria.
    Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
    Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan: Searching for kitty.
    Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
    Colic: A sheep dog.
    Coma: A punctuation mark.
    D & C: Where Washington is.
    Dilate: To live long.
    Enema: Not a friend.
    Fester: Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula: A small lie.
    G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
    Hang nail: What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
    Node: I knew it!
    Out patient: A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear: A father hood test.
    Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative: A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum: Darn near killed him.
    Secretion: Hiding something.
    Seizure: Roman emperor.
    Tablet: A small table.
    Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumor: More than one.
    Urine: Opposite of mine.
    Varicose: Near by/close by.
    Toughen up!

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    Hillbilly Medical Terms

    Nice.
    Was an alcoholic yesterday, an alcoholic today and will still be an alcoholic tomorrow..... but I'm in charge now!

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      #3
      Hillbilly Medical Terms

      Funny........I'm gonna send that to my Dr......thanks!
      *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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        Hillbilly Medical Terms

        Yee HAWWW!
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        Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
        awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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          #5
          Hillbilly Medical Terms

          Not really a Medical term, but disturbing ! Ha! IAD
          ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
          those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
          Dr. Seuss

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            #6
            Hillbilly Medical Terms

            love it
            :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
            best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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              #7
              Hillbilly Medical Terms

              Nothing like being a frog with a arm up your backside.....
              Was an alcoholic yesterday, an alcoholic today and will still be an alcoholic tomorrow..... but I'm in charge now!

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                #8
                Hillbilly Medical Terms

                on my way;593035 wrote: Nothing like being a frog with a arm up your backside.....
                Excuse ME!!!!!!

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                  #9
                  Hillbilly Medical Terms

                  bump for chardguy
                  Toughen up!

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