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    WARNING: Gross!

    A man walks into a bar and orders 12 martinis with olives. "Are you celebrating something?" asks the curious bartender.
    "Well," replies the man, "I just had my first blow job."
    "Shoot a mile!" smiles the bartender. " I'll buy your 13th martini! That's a big event in a man's life."
    "No, don't bother," replies the man. "If a dozen doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
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    OMG! that is GROSS!

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      Ha! ha!.....that was good ! IAD......
      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
      Dr. Seuss

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        IAD;596209 wrote: Ha! ha!.....that was good ! IAD......
        Of course YOU would like that one... :H

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          you are bad but so good ruby
          :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
          best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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            Accountable....." In the land of Mules, their are no rules " Ha! IAD.
            ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
            those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
            Dr. Seuss

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              Ah, what a cute mule!

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                #8
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                uuuuuuuuugh! that might me the only thing that would make me want to drink at this stage in my life.

                LOL
                nosce te ipsum
                (Know Thyself)

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