Confucius Say

[hart]

Confucius Say:













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Man who run in
front of car get tired..
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk..
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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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[tlrgs]

Confucius Say

love it thankx for the laugh harty

[Lavande]

Confucius Say

Thanks Hart,
I know a lot of people that can use a good laugh too. I'm sending it to all of them

[DeeBee]

Confucius Say

LMFCTO!!

[irish eyes]

Confucius Say

LMFCTO