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    MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

    > > A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    > > their bed.
    > >
    > > She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
    > >
    > > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
    > > front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
    > > wall.
    > >
    > > She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    > > coffee.
    > >
    > > 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room ,
    > > 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
    > >
    > > The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we
    > > first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you
    > > remember back then?' he says solemnly.
    > >
    > > The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring,
    > > so sensitive.
    > >
    > > 'Yes, I do' she replies.
    > >
    > > The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
    > >
    > > 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my
    > > car?'
    > >
    > > 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
    > > him.
    > >
    > > The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
    > > my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
    > > jail for 20 years?'
    > >
    > > 'I remember that too' she replies softly.
    > >
    > > He wipes another tear from his cheek and says ...
    > >
    > > 'I would have been released today .'

    #2
    MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

    LMFCTO !!!
    sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!

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      #3
      MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

      cracker !!:H :H :H :H

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        #4
        MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

        nice one:H


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          #5
          MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

          cute!
          War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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            #6
            MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

            Oops!

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