The Mississippi deputy pulled over a car on the 4-lane running through town. While talking to the young man driving, he noticed the back seat of the vehicle was filled with knives, which he asked him about. "I'm a knife juggler with the carnival. Those are my props for my show!"
"Sure, sure," said the deputy. "You think I'm gonna believe that?"
"I'll show you," replied the man, and he hopped out of the car and began to juggle the knives on the side of the road.
In the opposite lane, Bubba was leaving the tavern when he passed all this going on, and he quickly called his friend who was still there drinking. "Whatever you do, Cooter, don't get on the highway! The cops have got a new sobriety test NOBODY can pass!"
"Sure, sure," said the deputy. "You think I'm gonna believe that?"
"I'll show you," replied the man, and he hopped out of the car and began to juggle the knives on the side of the road.
In the opposite lane, Bubba was leaving the tavern when he passed all this going on, and he quickly called his friend who was still there drinking. "Whatever you do, Cooter, don't get on the highway! The cops have got a new sobriety test NOBODY can pass!"
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