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    One Shot

    Two good ole boys went hunting and one had a brand new, powerful scope for his rifle. When they settled down to wait for game, the one with the new equipment looked around down the mountain and exclaimed, " Gawd, Bubba, I can see all the way to your house and in the bedroom window! Your wife's got a man in there, cheating on you!!!!"
    Bubba was incensed. "Shoot her in the head, Cletus!! And then shoot him in his private parts!!!"
    Cletus steadies his rifle and replies, " Bubba, I believe I can get that in one shot!"
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