Old Couple Engagement

[hart]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida,

are all excited about their decision to get married. They

go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they

pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.


*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."


**Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[hiddengoal]

Old Couple Engagement

Good One!!

[IAD]

Old Couple Engagement

Good one Hart says Sparky the old squirrel...........Ha! IAD

[tlrgs]

Old Couple Engagement

funny harty

[rubywillow]

Old Couple Engagement

Heeheeheeheeeeeeee!!!!

[Eve11]

Old Couple Engagement

I laughed out loud at that one!!
Thanks for sharing!!!:H:H:H

[DeeBee]

Old Couple Engagement

Ah shame, that's sweet.