Why Men Prefer Airplanes Over Women
*Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
*Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "tough and go."
*Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
*Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
*Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
*Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
*Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
*Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
*Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
*Airplanes expect to be tied down.
*Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
*Airplanes don't whine unless something is REALLY wrong.
*Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not a good sign.
*Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
*Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "tough and go."
*Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
*Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
*Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
*Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
*Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
*Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
*Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
*Airplanes expect to be tied down.
*Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
*Airplanes don't whine unless something is REALLY wrong.
*Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not a good sign.
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