This is funny:
Shrek, Denzel Washington, and Beyonce were all having
lunch together.
Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the
strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure ? "
Denzel Washington said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the
hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
Beyonce agreed. "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all,
but sometimes I wonder."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their
beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to
confirm for them whether Shrek was strongest, Denzel Washington was the
hottest, and Beyonce was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to
discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
"Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Denzel walked in and said, "It's TRUE. The mirror told
me that I'm the hottest of them all!
Beyonce walked in with tears in her eyes and said,
"Who the hell is Hart ??
(too cute not to pass it on; so pass it on.
Shrek, Denzel Washington, and Beyonce were all having
lunch together.
Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the
strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure ? "
Denzel Washington said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the
hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
Beyonce agreed. "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all,
but sometimes I wonder."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their
beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to
confirm for them whether Shrek was strongest, Denzel Washington was the
hottest, and Beyonce was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to
discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
"Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Denzel walked in and said, "It's TRUE. The mirror told
me that I'm the hottest of them all!
Beyonce walked in with tears in her eyes and said,
"Who the hell is Hart ??
(too cute not to pass it on; so pass it on.
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