Daughter

[irish eyes]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................ (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ..'
'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.

[startingover]

Daughter

:H:H:H:H

[gyco]

Daughter

irish now thats a goody hahaha im crackin up hahaahha

[rubywillow]

Daughter

How Deep Is That Hole?

Two good 'ole boys were hunting up in the backwoods when they came on a big, dark hole in the ground.
"Reckon how deep 'at hole is, Cletus?" asked Bubba.
"I don't know, Bubba. Let's throw some rocks in and listen for them to hit bottom."

They did just that, but couldn't really hear, so decided they need to drop in something bigger. Bubba looked around, and said, "Looky here, here's an old transmission. Help me carry it over there and we'll drop it in." So, they worked together and carried the transmission over and dropped it in the hole.

At that moment they heard a crashing in the brush behind them. A dog came rushing out and without hesitation dived headfirst into the hole. The two bewildered hunters were still staring after him when an old farmer came out of the brush and asked, "Hey, you boys seen my dog?"

"Yessir," they replied. "He come running out of the bushes and jumped right in that hole!"

Looking in the hole, the old farmer replied, "That ain't possible. I had him chained to a transmission."

[Heavenly]

Daughter

Oh noooooo ...... Ruby willow

[mooderator]

Daughter

Excellent...like this!