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    JUMPING ON THE BED


    A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

    Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".

    The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass"?

    "Your name never came up," she replied.
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    Jumpin' on the Bed

    Hi Bluz, now that was very funny.
    Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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      #3
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      LOL that is a good one......
      :heart:AF since May 31 2008.....Happy and Healthy

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        :H:H:H
        Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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          Oh, I'll USE that one!!!!!!!!!
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            #6
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            Cool!:H:H:H

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              #7
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              Very funny........
              Thanks
              AF since 03/26/09
              NF since 05/19/09
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