Got Any Bread

[Popeye]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***ing bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f***ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f***ing beak to the bar you irritating bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?

[startingover]

Got Any Bread

LMFCTO!!!