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    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth & nose,still heavenly sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure,
    A young student nurse appears to give him partial sponge bath, nurse he mumbles from behind the mask,are my testicals black?
    embarassed the young nurse replies i don't know sir, i am only here to wash your upper body & feet,he struggles again to ask from behind the mask, nurse are my testicals black?
    concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicals,she overcomes her embarassement & sheepily pulls back the covers,she raises his gown holds his penis in one hand & testicals in the other,lifting & moving them around,then she takes a close look & says there is nothing wrong with them sir,
    The man pulls of his oxygen mask,smiles at her and says very slowly,thank you very much,that was wonderful,but listen very very closely.
    Are-My-tests-results-back


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    :H:H:H:H

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      Love this!
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        cracker !!!!!!!

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          OoooooooooWeeeeee!!!!
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