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    Goldfish Burial

    Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peeked over the fence. Interested in what the pink-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

    "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I just buried him."

    The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

    Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's still inside your cat!"
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    good clean joke:H:H


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      OMG rubes, I didn't see that one coming .................LOL
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