The little old lady called the newspaper office, and when she reached the circulation department, began to complain loudly. "I did not receive my Sunday paper today! I count on that paper more than all the rest, it has all the coupons and I'm on a fixed income and I didn't get mine. Now what are you going to do about getting me my paper!?!?!"
"Maam," replied the newspaper employee, "Calm down! You didn't get a Sunday paper today because today is Saturday!"
You could almost hear a ray of understanding come across the phone line, as the little old lady said, "Well, shit! That's why no one was at church!"
"Maam," replied the newspaper employee, "Calm down! You didn't get a Sunday paper today because today is Saturday!"
You could almost hear a ray of understanding come across the phone line, as the little old lady said, "Well, shit! That's why no one was at church!"
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