YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

[rubywillow]

(Please feel free to add your own!)

Directions to your house include 'Turn off the paved road.'

None of your shirts covers you stomach. (Male or female)

[IAD]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

Theirs no use in going to the Dentist...........IAD ( Hi Ruby ! )

[startingover]

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What a handsome pair......

[IAD]

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When you use beer cans for wind chimes ! Ha! IAD

[swans]

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LOve that wind chime IAD, thanks for the morning chuckle.

[rubywillow]

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GAWD, IAD, WHERE do you find these picks???????? They would scare Satan!!!!

[IAD]

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Red Neck Pet Carrier..........Ha!
........It's all in the wrist action Ruby....Paddle faster ! Ha! IAD.

[CS04]

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Coors is too expensive. Needs to be Natural Light or Milwaukee's Best.

[rubywillow]

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There are no words for that last one, except maybe the father of the bride didn't HAVE to give her away!

[hart]

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(((Ruby))) you sleigh me gal :H I showed that picture to my boss a while back, I thought his eyes were going to pop out! :H

[rubywillow]

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Just in case anyone is worried about being politically correct, DON'T!!!! I come from a long line of Registered Rednecks, with no apologies, and am married to one of the last unprotected groups in the world, the white man (again, no apologies.) We learned to laugh at ourselves a century ago, something all the other ethnic groups haven't, thus they've begun to destroy our own society. So, my point with this thread is, post anything you like (without being too vulgar or obscene). There are 'Rednecks' all over the world. And hey, you might be surprised what the rednecks say about YOU! Ignorance depends on where you happen to be, right?

[IAD]

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" June is busting out all over !!! Ha! " IAD

[rubywillow]

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If your Momma can cuss out a traffic officer without dropping the ashes off her cigarette in her mouth,

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IAD]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

What else can you ask for !?! Ha !......IAD

[rubywillow]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

If your coon hound is older than your wife................

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!