YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

[LilBit]

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I hear ya, Chrysa! In my third wedding (when I was 16), my tube top got caught in the barrel of Daddy's shotgun and it made my cousin laugh so hard he forgot to say, "I do." OK, not really, but I did grow up in the South and thank my lucky stars I did not end up as the 1 millionth customer of WalMart cinder blocks. In our neighborhood, it was a year-round Santa Claus cutout on the front porch to hide a hole in the wall that distinguished the classes.

[chrysa]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

welll lilbit...3rd wedding at 16??...OK guess I lived in a high class place..home of the groundhog!! never realized!!

I hope you are joking..yes?

PS ... I sooo relate to the deer heads & antlers everywhere!!!!

[chrysa]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

ps ...lillbit..I see you WERE joking...sorry

[tlrgs]

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startingover;630736 wrote: Redneck outside toilet

now this what i need lmao

[LilBit]

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I see you WERE joking...

Thanks, Chrysa. The only factual part of my post was that one of our neighbors did indeed sport a year-round Santa cutout on their front porch wall.

[rubywillow]

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What is the first thing a Redneck Girl says in the morning?











"Roll over, Diddy!!! Yur on my cigarettes!!!!!!!!!"

[last call]

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This is bad

How do you circumsize a redneck?














Kick his sister in the head.

[rubywillow]

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If you're saving up money to gravel your driveway..................






You Might Be A Redneck

[IAD]

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Red Neck Alarm Systems............Ha! IAD.........

[rubywillow]

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If your richest relative still has wheels on his house...................................





YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!!!!!

[rubywillow]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

If you go to family reunions to pick up women.....................





YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!!

[rubywillow]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

If you've been divorced three times and still have the same in-laws........................





YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rubywillow]

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You have more belt buckles than you have belts..................




YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!

[IAD]

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Red Neck Lawn Furniture........Ha! IAD.

[rubywillow]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

If your 2-yr-old has more teeth than you do..............
If your living room doesn't have curtains but your truck does................




You Might Be A Redneck