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[Cinders]

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Wally,

That is hilarious!!

Cindi

[IAD]

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"Just Being Certain"

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
....There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, "OK, now what?"

Just a little didy.....Ha! IAD

[IAD]

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Palm Pilot........( Red Neck Style )

[chrysa]

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OMG!!! I can't stand it!!! Thank you IAD!! LMAO again!!!:H

[IAD]

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"Top 10 Ways to know if you are using a Redneck's Computer...

10. The monitor is up on little blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have toebacky stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to four.
5. Every password is "Bubba."
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the side of the computer.
3. There's a Skoal can used for your beverage coaster.
2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer
is...
1. The mouse is referred to as the "critter.

Just smile ! ha! IAD

[CS04]

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Zenny, I told you not to put my wedding pics on the web!

LOL, I don't even live in the South!

[chrysa]

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Z...OMG..that guy with the hat & blue eyes, reddish bear, overalls..I saw him in Walmart today!!!! I was actually scared.

However, not all Rednecks are alike you know. We need to try not to stereotype. :H I selected about 20 jokes that I coudl relate to my birth fam & sent them to my brother :H

hey..we did not have incest & we were actually smart -- that is the sad part! :H cracking me up...that Mansion is the killer for me

[CS04]

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Totally, Zen! Gotta love keg-stand weddings. SNORT -- we Northerners drink wine at weddings.... LOL

Actually I am more of a red wine drinker, but I drank white wine at my own wedding, because I did not want to spill red wine on my dress!

[CS04]

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Going back a few pages...did anyone notice the price of gas next to the school bus? Almost a third of what the prices are now. I'll go to the Swinging Sex Club anytime for $1.09 gas!

Oh and by the way, I am blaming all of you guys if I don't get my kitchen floor mopped this afternoon (been too busy fooling around here!)

[IAD]

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Can't let this thread die ! ha! IAD Have a Red Neck Christmas in June....Ha!

[IAD]

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This one is priceless ! Red Neck Grill...... ha! IAD

[IAD]

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Give it to me Honey......Ha! ( Ho....lot of love ! ha! ) IAD

[veritas]

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This is hilarious

[rubywillow]

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IAD;641946 wrote: Give it to me Honey......Ha! ( Ho....lot of love ! ha! ) IAD

CRACK KILLS!!!!!

[rubywillow]

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IF YOU'VE EVER SHOT A DEER FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE........................



YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!