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    #91
    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

    Red Neck Deer Tree.......
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      #92
      YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

      Or your wife......
      Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
      Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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        #93
        YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

        Red Neck........ahh hell you can see what it is ! Ha! IAD.
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #94
          YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

          Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.......................
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          Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
          awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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            #95
            YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

            Red Neck fountain......
            ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
            those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
            Dr. Seuss

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              #96
              YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

              When Wall Mart is a high class store....Ha! IAD. (Red Neck)
              ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
              those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
              Dr. Seuss

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                #97
                YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

                I've enjoyed reading all these while multi-tasking (watching TV!)

                IAD - Thanks for the tip about the different dress codes for Dollar Store vs. Walmart... I've been unemployed for TOO long, so Dollar Tree is my friend!! I didn't realize I needed to "spruce up" to go to Walmart, however.
                Sometimes you have to take the leap and build your wings on the way down... Anais Nin

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                  #98
                  YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

                  Medical Terms

                  Red Neck Medical Terms

                  Benign: What you do after you be eight.
                  Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria.
                  Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
                  Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
                  Catscan: Searching for kitty.
                  Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
                  D&C: Where Washington is.
                  Dilate: To live long.
                  Enema: Not a friend.
                  Fibula: A small lie.
                  G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
                  Hang nail: What you hang your coat on.
                  Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
                  Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
                  Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
                  Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
                  Node: I knew it.
                  Pap Smear: A father hood test.
                  Pelvis: Second Cousin to Elvis.
                  Rectum: Dam near killed him.
                  Secretion: Hiding something.
                  Seizure: Roman Emperor.
                  Tablet: A small table.
                  Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
                  Urine: Opposite of mine.
                  Varicose: Nearby/close by.

                  Is'nt that great ! Ha! IAD lie.
                  ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                  those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                  Dr. Seuss

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                    #99
                    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

                    "If you fell down yesterday, get up today." -- H.G. Wells

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                      YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

                      Red Neck Country Store Hours.......Ha! IAD.
                      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                      Dr. Seuss

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                        YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

                        Old Timer Front Porch Rocker.......Ha!
                        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                        Dr. Seuss

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                          YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

                          An anglo-redneck of the genus 'chav'.

                          I love you, I'm sorry, please forgive me, thank you.

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                            YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

                            Our very own Vicky Pollard.

                            I love you, I'm sorry, please forgive me, thank you.

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                              YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........

                              Leaving Insurence info......way to go ! Ha! IAD.
                              ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                              those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                              Dr. Seuss

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                                YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........



                                In case of fire! Redneck smoke alarm. Wow, I had no idea of the rich material out there.
                                I love you, I'm sorry, please forgive me, thank you.

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