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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.......................sigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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I've enjoyed reading all these while multi-tasking (watching TV!)
IAD - Thanks for the tip about the different dress codes for Dollar Store vs. Walmart... I've been unemployed for TOO long, so Dollar Tree is my friend!! I didn't realize I needed to "spruce up" to go to Walmart, however.Sometimes you have to take the leap and build your wings on the way down... Anais Nin
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Medical Terms
Red Neck Medical Terms
Benign: What you do after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
D&C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fibula: A small lie.
G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hang nail: What you hang your coat on.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Pap Smear: A father hood test.
Pelvis: Second Cousin to Elvis.
Rectum: Dam near killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman Emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Urine: Opposite of mine.
Varicose: Nearby/close by.
Is'nt that great ! Ha! IAD lie.?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
Dr. Seuss
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