YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.........
Red Neck World Map.........IAD.
Red Neck World Map.........IAD.
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?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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Your brother-in law is also your uncle. (This actually HAPPENED to my Daddy! LMAO)sigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:Comment
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You might be a Red Neck..........If:
(1) You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
(2) More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
(3) Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
(4) Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Have a nice Day ! Ha! IAD?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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Love the map, IAD! And thanks for chatting last night!Comment
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Sure CS....It was fun......even though I'm not good at it , Ha! IAD.?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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"Red Neck Mansion".......Ha! IAD
?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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You might be a redneck if you
Have ever bar-b-qued spam on the grill
your home has more miles on it than your car
keep a spit cup on the ironing board
think a volvo is part of the female anatomy
go to a tupperware party for a haircut
think the *mountain men* in the movie deliverance were just *plain misunderstood*
refer to the 5th grade as your senior year
your gene pool doesn't have a *deep end*
are still holding on to confederate money because you think the South will rise again
consider your license plate *personalized* cos you made it in jail
your junior/senior prom has daycare facilities
Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy....
Great thread Ruby...:goodjob:Comment
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, 'I gotta leak in my sink',
and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow . . .
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
?We are one another's angels?
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Ha! Ha! Enough said ! IAD
?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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Do you subscribe !?! Ha! IAD
?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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Damnnation....where the hell do you people get off pokin fun outa me and my kin?
Finally FreeComment
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OMG....LMAO..this thread cracks me up...:H:H:H:H having come form Punxsutawney,PA..home of the groundhog ..I know I posted that before...Comment
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Redneck furniture
Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009Comment
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OMG..I can't take it!!!! The pic of the trailers all hooked together...too much!! :HAlll my aunts & uncles retired to florida in trailers....:H
I must be able to come up with something to add here...later when I catch my breathComment
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