This guy comes home drunk as heck with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is up waiting on him and asks where the hell he's been.
He: "This is the cow I've been sleeping with every night I'm away from you".
She: "If you weren't so drunk, you would know that is a sheep!"
He: " And if you weren't so damn stupid, you would know I was talking to the sheep!"
His wife is up waiting on him and asks where the hell he's been.
He: "This is the cow I've been sleeping with every night I'm away from you".
She: "If you weren't so drunk, you would know that is a sheep!"
He: " And if you weren't so damn stupid, you would know I was talking to the sheep!"
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