Pete the pilot walks into an airport bar looking for some "action" and sits down next to a sexy looking stewardess. Pete is hoping for a HOT date and says .........
How's your life going??
Stewardess says..sorry Pete you'll get no action from me.....I'm a lesbian.
Everyday the same old thing. I wake up in a strange hotel room all alone and lay there in bed thinking about having SEX with a woman. Get dressed and check myself out in the mirror hoping I look good enough to attract a woman to have SEX with.
I go to the airport and try everything in my power to find a woman to have SEX with. Then after the flight I check out the bars looking for a woman to have SEX with. Then off the a strange hotel and lay in bed wishing there was a woman next to me to have SEX with. I do the same thing day after day, day after day....
Gotta go now and see if I can find a woman to have SEX with.It's been nice talking to you Pete.......
Just then pilot Bob comes in and sits next to Pete.
Hey there Pete, I hear that you are a pilot now ???
Pete says .....well I thought that I was but I just found out that I am also a Lesbian !!!
Ooohhhhhh...told you it was a BAD joke !!!
How's your life going??
Stewardess says..sorry Pete you'll get no action from me.....I'm a lesbian.
Everyday the same old thing. I wake up in a strange hotel room all alone and lay there in bed thinking about having SEX with a woman. Get dressed and check myself out in the mirror hoping I look good enough to attract a woman to have SEX with.
I go to the airport and try everything in my power to find a woman to have SEX with. Then after the flight I check out the bars looking for a woman to have SEX with. Then off the a strange hotel and lay in bed wishing there was a woman next to me to have SEX with. I do the same thing day after day, day after day....
Gotta go now and see if I can find a woman to have SEX with.It's been nice talking to you Pete.......
Just then pilot Bob comes in and sits next to Pete.
Hey there Pete, I hear that you are a pilot now ???
Pete says .....well I thought that I was but I just found out that I am also a Lesbian !!!
Ooohhhhhh...told you it was a BAD joke !!!