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    THE NUN AND THE HIPPY


    A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
    He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

    "No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
    She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

    The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

    "Yeah?", says the hippy..

    "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

    The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

    "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."

    The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

    'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

    "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippy!"

    "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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    lol ;D WRONG but V funny
    5th February 2013......... To sobriety and beyond! :angel:

    Dealing with the Beast since May 26th 2009

    I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
    Patrick Henry

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      #3
      The Nun and the Hippy

      Now he's a Dirty DOG isn't he.................LOL
      sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!

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        The Nun and the Hippy

        That was very funny!!
        Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
        Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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          #5
          The Nun and the Hippy

          Made me LMAO! Good one mate.

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            #6
            The Nun and the Hippy

            Cracker!!! :H
            Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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