There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat.
John's wife passed away the same day Jim's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and, mistaking him for John, hugged him and said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."
Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat, said, "Fact is.. I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing. Her bottom was shriveled up and she smelled like a dead fish. She had a big crack and a pretty large hole in the front too, and she leaked like crazy. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and bigger. She was useless ...
... I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys who were looking for some fun .... I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway...
... The fools all tried to get into her at once ... and she split right up the middle"
The old woman fainted.
John's wife passed away the same day Jim's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and, mistaking him for John, hugged him and said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."
Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat, said, "Fact is.. I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing. Her bottom was shriveled up and she smelled like a dead fish. She had a big crack and a pretty large hole in the front too, and she leaked like crazy. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and bigger. She was useless ...
... I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys who were looking for some fun .... I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway...
... The fools all tried to get into her at once ... and she split right up the middle"
The old woman fainted.