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    A Heartwarming Lawyer Story

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate...

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

    Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered..

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."

    "Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

    "You'll really love my place.

    "The grass is almost a foot high .

    #2
    A Heartwarming Lawyer Story

    hahahahahahahahaahhahaaaaaa
    nosce te ipsum
    (Know Thyself)

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      #3
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      If you need a lawyer.....here's my group ! Ha! They'll kick ass ! ha! IAD.
      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
      Dr. Seuss

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        Way funny Hart.

        IAD, I once drove by a lawyer office called "Lynch & Boyle"... I wish I took a picture of that one!
        Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life... And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

        Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Adress, 2005

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          #5
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          Harty, too funny

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            hi all you regulars... for me the humor on this site has been cathartic to say the least...
            thanx for sharing, maybe you will get a giggle out off this...

            why do they bury lawyers 12ft down?

            because deep down their not bad folks.


            why don't sharks bite lawyers?

            professional courtesy.

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              #7
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              Didn't see it coming, made me laugh out loud, thanks.
              Wally22:confusedmonkey::confusedmonkey::confusedmo nkey:
              If I don't want to brag but I can still wear the earings I wore in highschool
              November 2, 2012

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                #8
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                OMG!!!!!
                Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
                - George Jackson

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                  #9
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                  So funny hart! tks. And beatle, you'd have to be in Ireland to see a sign like that!

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                    #10
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                    :H:H:H

                    What do call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

                    A start.

                    J x
                    It could be worse, I could be filing.
                    AF since 7/7/2009

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                      #11
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                      :H:H:H

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                        #12
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                        "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
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                        awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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                          #13
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                          Lawyers, criminals - I forget the difference.
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                          Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
                          awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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                            #14
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                            Absolutely hysterical !! Nothing like a good belly laugh !! :wd: Thanks so much for that !!
                            Miss October :blinkylove:

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