worlds shortest books

[Determinator]

The World's*Shortest*Books:*
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY*
*by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.*
Illustrated *by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER *KATRINA
by *Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I *LOVE ABOUT BILL*
by**Hillary Clinton**
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Sequel:*
THINGS I*LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill *Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by *Osama Bin Laden**
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THINGS I *CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates**

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THINGS I *WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman***
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry*
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
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by*Dr. J. Kevorkian*
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel**
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson*
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THE AMISH *PHONE DIRECTORY*
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson*
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy*
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson*
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AND, JUST ADDED:
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Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy *Pelosi
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[hart]

worlds shortest books

What about,

My ability to fulfill my committments

By Sara Palin

[IAD]

worlds shortest books

" Nuff Said !" ha! IAD

[dill]

worlds shortest books

:H:H:H:H:H

[IAD]

worlds shortest books

The shortest explanation for Green Eggs and Ham.........Ha! IAD

[CS04]

worlds shortest books

IAD, you already posted that Green Eggs & Ham one -- I know, cause I sent it to my sister! Now I'll have to send her Horton Hires a Ho!

(When my stepson was about 12 or 13, hubby and I went to a Christmas party with work friends, but we didn't want to leave him alone for the night. One of my former students came over and "babysat" but he was a little embarrassed about calling it "babysitting." So we referred to it as "having a friend" or "companion" come over for the evening. No matter what we called it (other than babysitting), it sounded like we had hired him a hooker!

[IAD]

worlds shortest books

Sorry for the reputetion CS....but for the sake of the Newbies, here I sacrifice myself yet again ! ha! IAD