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A Texan walks into a bar and buys a round of drinks for the house and says that his wife had "a Texas baby" weighing in at twenty pounds.
Two weeks later the Texan walks into the same bar. The barkeep recognizes him and remarks, "Hey, I remember you! You're the father of the Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds when it was born!"
"You betcha, I surely am!"
"How much does that baby weigh now?" Asked the barkeep.
"Ten pounds." replied the Texan.
The barkeep says, "What happened? He weighed twenty pounds just two weeks ago."
The proud Texas dad responds, "Well we had him circumcised!"
A Texan walks into a bar and buys a round of drinks for the house and says that his wife had "a Texas baby" weighing in at twenty pounds.
Two weeks later the Texan walks into the same bar. The barkeep recognizes him and remarks, "Hey, I remember you! You're the father of the Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds when it was born!"
"You betcha, I surely am!"
"How much does that baby weigh now?" Asked the barkeep.
"Ten pounds." replied the Texan.
The barkeep says, "What happened? He weighed twenty pounds just two weeks ago."
The proud Texas dad responds, "Well we had him circumcised!"
Hay National....your right.....It did seem like it was bigger when I was in Texas ! Ha! ( Of course I was younger then.....Ha!) Great story their my man ! Ha! IAD.
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