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    Economic Indicators

    Top twelve indicators the economy is bad

    12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

    9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

    8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

    7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

    5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

    4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?"

    3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.

    2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

    1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
    vegan zombies want your grains

    #2
    Economic Indicators

    It would be a whole lot funnier, if it weren't TRUE!
    Love #11! :H
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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      #3
      Economic Indicators

      I went to our local woolworths yesterday.

      They have produced a new super slim chocolate.

      Its called "credit crunch".
      Underneath it says, "fits every pocket".

      I had a good giggle and bought one.

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        #4
        Economic Indicators

        too funny! and yes a bit painfully close to the truth anymore. still funny!
        nosce te ipsum
        (Know Thyself)

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