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    How many women....

    ...with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

    Woman 's Answer:

    One!

    ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
    don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
    And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
    THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
    OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
    ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
    IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
    AND
    DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
    THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

    I'm sorry.

    What was the question?
    "Just when i was getting used to yesterday,along came today"
    ...............
    Bring it on!
    ...............

    #2
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    :H

    Ahhh... yes, the toilet paper roll... indeed
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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      #3
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      ROFL!!!
      "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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        #4
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        Beautiful AnnieM. May I copy that?
        Long Road
        Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission--
        Eleanor Roosevelt

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          #5
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          Love it!

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            #6
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            I love it!!!

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              #7
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              Great one!
              Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.
              AF since May 6, 2010

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                #8
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                LMFCTO!

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                  #9
                  How many women....

                  I have the most wonderful husband who actually REPLACES THE TOILET ROLL. And sometimes he even changes lightbulbs - but that is the extent of his home repair skills!
                  My life is better without alcohol, since 9/1/12. My sobriety tool is the list at permalink 236 on the toolbox thread under monthly abstinance.

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