my husband & i divorced over religious differences,he thought he was god i didn'tI dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them
I used to have a handle on life.......but it broke
Dont take life so seriously no one gets out alive
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me
beauty is in eye of the beer holder
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
I am not a complete idiot some parts are missing
Out of my mind be back in............
god must love stupid people he made so many
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
consciousness, that annoying time between naps
Ever stop to think & forget to start again
Its scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker
Being over the hill is much better than being under it
Wrinkled is not one of the things i wanted to be when i grew up
ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
stupidity is not a handicap park somewhere else
They call it pms because mad cow disease is already taken
He who dies with the most toys is none the less dead
A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up 3000 times the memory
ham & eggs, a days work for the chicken a lifetime commitment for the pig
The original point & click inter face was a smith & wesson
I smile because i dont know what the hell is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have especially your friends, life is to short & friends to few
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