Sweet Old Ladies

[Bookish]

Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a FLASHER approached from across the park.


The FLASHER came up to the ladies, stood in front of them and opened his trench coat.


Gertrude immediately had a stroke!

Then Maude, also had a stroke.
Tilly, being the oldest and most feeble, couldn't reach that far!

[southernbelle47]

Sweet Old Ladies

[southernbelle47]

Sweet Old Ladies

so you want a divorce?

A woman was driving in her car with her husband in the passenger seat.

He thinks now is a good time to talk...so he says "I know we're been married twenty five years but I want a divorce"

She says nothing but speeds up to 80 miles per hour.

He says"You can have the house"

She says nothing but speeds up to 90 miles per hour.

He says "You can keep all our savings and the kids".

She says nothing but speeds up to 100 miles per hour.

He says "don't you have anything to say? Don't you want something"?

She says "I have everything I need".

He says as he notices that the car is heading for a bridge support..
"What do you mean"?

She says as the car is about to hit the bridge.........."I HAVE THE AIRBAG'!!!!!!!

[wellseasoned]

Sweet Old Ladies

Good one!