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    EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
    is everything going?" inquired God.

    "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied... "The sunrises and sunsets
    are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
    have just one problem.

    It 's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other
    two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
    branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

    And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
    in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only
    two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

    "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was My first shot at this,
    you know.
    I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
    of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

    And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
    bushes.

    Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

    " Well, Eve, how is My favorite creation?"

    "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
    animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
    the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

    God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
    could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
    create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that
    useless Tit?"


    Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

    #2
    EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

    :H:H:H Too funny!!
    :flower: I'm not as good as I'm gonna get, but I'm better than I used to be.

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      #3
      EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

      I knew I liked you Sunny

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        #4
        EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

        love it too funny
        :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
        best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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          #5
          EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

          LMFCTO!!!!
          "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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            #6
            EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

            :H:H:H

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              #7
              EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

              :H:H:H:H:H

              now why am I laughing?

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