The little boy was dressed up for Halloween and started his rounds trick-or-treating. At the first house, the lady gushed, "Oh, your SO adorable! What are you supposed to be?"
"I'm a piwate; I got my sword, I got my eye patch, I got my pawwot -- I'm a piwate!"
At the next house the same thing happened. "Oh, how cute!! What are you, little fella?"
"I'm a piwate!; I got my sword, I got my eye patch, I got my pawwot -- I'm a piwate!"
At the third house, "Oh my goodness, look at you!! What are you?"
More than a little annoyed, the little guy answered slowly, "I'm a PIWATE! I got my SWORD, I got my EYE PATCH, I got my PAWWOT -- I AM A PIWATE!"
"Well," said the lady, still smiling down on him, "If your a pirate, where are your buccaneers?"
Replied the angry little pirate, "ON MY BUCKING HEAD!"
"I'm a piwate; I got my sword, I got my eye patch, I got my pawwot -- I'm a piwate!"
At the next house the same thing happened. "Oh, how cute!! What are you, little fella?"
"I'm a piwate!; I got my sword, I got my eye patch, I got my pawwot -- I'm a piwate!"
At the third house, "Oh my goodness, look at you!! What are you?"
More than a little annoyed, the little guy answered slowly, "I'm a PIWATE! I got my SWORD, I got my EYE PATCH, I got my PAWWOT -- I AM A PIWATE!"
"Well," said the lady, still smiling down on him, "If your a pirate, where are your buccaneers?"
Replied the angry little pirate, "ON MY BUCKING HEAD!"
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Love it ! ha! Kids say the darnest things ( Here's an oldie but a goodie.....A Pirates dream : a sunken chest ! Ha! I know childish ! ha! )..........Ha!
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