Tequila. by prescription only

[Determinator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc[/video]]YouTube - Tequila ad

[DeeBee]

Tequila. by prescription only

Government's
> suggestion on Alcohol labels

> Liquor
>
> manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
> following labels be placed immediately on all various liquor
> containers:
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell Happened
> to your bra and
> panties.(underwear)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you
> are not.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a Retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may make you tell the same story over and over
> again.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
> over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
> really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
> with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
> smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
> you.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may cause
> unplanned pregnancy.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING: The
> consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your Ass
> kicked.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Tequila. by prescription only

LOL I was mentally ticking a list there.

[veritas]

Tequila. by prescription only

oh my gawd, I am really experiencing the cringe factor here.