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[mario]

Whats the difference between chopped beef & pea soup
Every one can chop beef not every one can pea soup

[Rags]

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But I've pee'd a lot of alcohol over the years, so does that count??

[dida]

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Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
Marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
With the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read
Lips.

After several nights of fumbling around and many
Misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.

She writes:

'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
Instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
Squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my
Right breast two times.'

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back
To his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on
His penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two
Hundred and fifty times.
















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Cheers

[vlad]

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Reminds me of a disgusting Russian joke.

[vlad]

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Sure I posted it on the forum once, will see if I can dig it out.

[vlad]

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Ah, here:

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks and the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka! Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka! So he takes a taste, and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!"

She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink - it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes, the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."