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    Two Prawns

    Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around.

    One called Justin and the other called Christian.

    The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

    Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'

    A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted'.

    Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

    Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

    Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.

    All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

    Justin began to realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause
    of his sad plight.

    While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

    He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

    With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends but
    looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see
    his old pal.

    'Where's Christian?' he asked.

    'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark', came the reply.

    Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode.

    As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

    He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.'

    Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.'

    Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.'.........


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    'I've found Cod.
    I'm a Prawn again, Christian'

    #2
    Two Prawns

    oooohhhhh Tawny,
    that's a groaner

    K:yuk:
    Nov 1 2006 avg 100 - 120 drinks/week
    April 29 2011 TSM avg 70 - 80/wk
    wks* 1- 6: 256/1AF (avg 42.6/wk)
    wks* 7-12: 229/3AF (avg 38.1/wk)
    wks 13-18: 192/5AF (avg 32.0/wk)
    wks 19-24: 176/1AF (avg 29.3/wk)
    wks 25-30: 154/10AF (avg 25.6/wk)
    wks 31-36: 30/37AF (avg 5/wk )

    I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
    http://www.thesinclairmethod.net/community/

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      #3
      Two Prawns

      I know, Katie. I know. :H:H:H

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        #4
        Two Prawns

        Yes tis a groaner....:H

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          #5
          Two Prawns

          Tut Tut
          I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
          One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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            #6
            Two Prawns

            Geez Tawny,
            I got that from a mate in Vic only a couple of weeks ago.... maybe we know the same people!!
            Good joke though.

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