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    You might drink too much if......(c'mon, if you can't laugh at yourself?)

    Signs that you are too drunk would be...

    *You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
    *You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
    *Job interfering with your drinking.
    *Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
    *Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
    *The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
    *Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
    *24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
    *Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
    *You can focus better with one eye closed.
    *The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
    *Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
    *Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
    *Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
    *At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
    *Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
    *You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
    *The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
    :H

    #2
    You might drink too much if......(c'mon, if you can't laugh at yourself?)

    Nearly fell off my chair...Brilliant
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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      #3
      You might drink too much if......(c'mon, if you can't laugh at yourself?)

      never been to aa or mass. all others apply,well except the whole bar says hi. i once lived in a town that any bar i walked they all said hi!

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        #4
        You might drink too much if......(c'mon, if you can't laugh at yourself?)

        Yup, I had a couple of local bars where they all knew me! LOL - this was hilarious - thanks!
        Over 4 months AF :h

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