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    Tiffany's.

    A lady walks into Tiffany's.
    She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to
    inspect it.

    As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart..

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
    noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
    right now.

    As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
    salesman standing right behind her.

    Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of
    a professional salesman in a store like Tiffany's, and greets the lady
    with,
    'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

    Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman may not have
    been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,
    'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

    He answers,
    'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
    shit when I tell you the price!'
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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    Tiffany's.

    :H:H:H
    I LOVE it!!!!
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
    Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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      #3
      Tiffany's.

      Now that really was LOL nice one Mack.
      Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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