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    ladies born before, oh, say 1965, who will remember the special napkins, with the 'tails' that were affixed with the belt strap? ... read on!

    Subject: THE GOOD NAPKINS >

    This is too good to not share. I think we are the last generation to
    >know what 'napkins' are. THE GOOD NAPKINS .... Ahhhhh
    >
    >The joys of having Girls. My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
    One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar.
    I read the box in the cabinet..
    I then asked my mother why she was keeping ''napkins' in the bathroom.
    Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
    >
    >Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that
    those were for 'special occasions' (her second mistake).
    >
    >Now fast forward a few months...It's Thanksgiving Day, and
    my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had
    assignments for all of us while they were gone.
    Mine was to set the table (her third >mistake).
    >
    >When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter.
    Next came his wife, who gasped, then, began giggling.
    Next came my father, who roared with laughter.

    >Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with
    a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.
    I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
    >
    >My mother asked me why I used these and, of course,
    >my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.
    >
    >"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"
    Woman takes a drink, drink takes a drink, drink takes a woman.

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    ladies 'napkins', American-style

    LMAO
    Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
    - George Jackson

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      #3
      ladies 'napkins', American-style

      "Special occasions" :H:H
      I love you, I'm sorry, please forgive me, thank you.

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        #4
        ladies 'napkins', American-style

        :H:H:H Happy Thanksgiving!
        Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

        Winning since October 24th, 2013

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