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    Understanding Marketing.......Ha!

    Understanding Marketing

    You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

    That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."

    That's Advertising.

    You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

    That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

    That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

    That's Brand Recognition.

    Is'nt the free market grand ! ha ! IAD
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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    Understanding Marketing.......Ha!

    That's funny. I hope the customer service lives up to the marketing hype :H
    I love you, I'm sorry, please forgive me, thank you.

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