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    A man walked into the produce section of his local Oklahoma City supermarket and asked to buy a half-head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter.
    Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some
    butthole wants to buy a half-head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
    The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later
    the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
    yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" " Texas, sir." the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Texas ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Texas " "No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
    :l
    LTG AF January 13, 2011

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    Quick Thinker

    :H
    Phew... keep digging, son...
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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      #3
      Quick Thinker

      Love it.
      J xxx
      It could be worse, I could be filing.
      AF since 7/7/2009

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        #4
        Quick Thinker

        Smart kid
        Love it
        AF since 03/26/09
        NF since 05/19/09
        Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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          #5
          Quick Thinker

          :H:H

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            #6
            Quick Thinker

            I like it too. :H

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