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    Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For
    Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their
    National Health Care Plan.

    President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed are expected to make
    this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I
    have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named....

    "CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this... Couples wishing to access
    health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be
    required to turn in one old person. The amount the government grants
    them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and
    more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.

    Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in
    targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds
    over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the
    Republican Party.

    Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried
    foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel
    sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies.

    All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This
    will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body
    parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair.
    nosce te ipsum
    (Know Thyself)

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    cash for codgers

    Ha! That's good....it might come to that ! Ha! IAD
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      cash for codgers

      Many a true word.....
      I love you, I'm sorry, please forgive me, thank you.

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