My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears
and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if
she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get
some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms
don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple
of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week
veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears
and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if
she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get
some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms
don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple
of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week
