>> Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are
>> at the top of the tree.
>> Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
>> because they are afraid of
>> falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes
>> take the apples from the ground
>> that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the
>> top think something is wrong
>> with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They
>> just have to wait for the
>> right man to come along, the one who is brave
>> enough to climb all the way to
>> the top of the tree.
>>
>>
>>
>> Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
>> grapes, and it's up to
>> women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
>> into something acceptable
>> to have dinner with.
>>
>>
>>
>> Share this with all the good apples you know.